299+ Corn Puns to Brighten Your Day

Whether you’re wandering a corn maze, sharing popcorn at the movies, or tossing bags at cornhole, these 299+ corn puns will have you a-maize-ing everyone around you. Organized into easy-to-browse categories—one-liners, candy corn, popcorn, cornhole, corn on the cob, corn dogs, corn maze captions, birthday, love, fall, kids, dirty, and more—this list has something for every corn lover.

1. One-Liner Corn Puns (25)

1. You’re a-maize-ing.
2. Stop being so corny.
3. Life is but a kernel of joy.
4. I’m all ears for you.
5. Don’t take me for corn-granted.
6. Corn to be wild.
7. Keep calm and shuck on.
8. You butter believe it.
9. Let’s take it with a grain of salt—and corn.
10. I stalk you everywhere.
11. You’ve popped right into my heart.
12. That’s popcorn-tastic.
13. Cob-gratulations!
14. You make me kernel my enthusiasm.
15. I’m stalk-ing around your field.
16. Let’s husk the day away.
17. Don’t get burnt—stay buttered.
18. You’re the cream of the crop.
19. That pun is un-braize-ably good.
20. Life’s a field—let’s cornquer it.
21. Corn-y but true.
22. I’m frankly corn-fused.
23. That’s a cob-blestone idea.
24. You’re my field of dreams.
25. Corn’s out of my mind—just for you.

2. Candy Corn Puns (20)

1. You’re candy-corny and I love it.
2. Life is sweeter with candy corn.
3. I’m candy corn-fused.
4. You make my heart melt—like candy corn.
5. Candy corn-soled by your wit.
6. That’s candy-corn to be wild.
7. Every day is candy corn day.
8. Candy corn-querer of hearts.
9. Candy corn-tastrophe averted.
10. Candy corn-rific times ahead.
11. You’re my candy corn-panion.
12. Candy corn-templating life with you.
13. Candy corn-sensus reached.
14. Sweeten up with candy corn.
15. Candy corn-stellations of fun.
16. I spoon-ful of candy corn.
17. Candy corn-tributed joy.
18. You’re candy corn-ic perfection.
19. Candy corn-nections matter.
20. Candy corn-dition of the heart.

3. Popcorn Puns (20)

1. You’re pop-tacular.
2. Popcorn: the kernel of my heart.
3. I’m pop-locked on you.
4. Pop to it!
5. Popcorn-tinue the fun.
6. You make me pop with laughter.
7. That joke really popped.
8. Popcorn: corn’s final form.
9. I’m pop-struck.
10. You’re my pop of joy.
11. Let’s popcorn-tinue later.
12. Pop star quality.
13. Popcorn: the crux of relaxation.
14. Popcorn-cast of characters.
15. Keep it pop and fresh.
16. Popcorn-fession time.
17. Popcorn-seless without you.
18. Let’s get poppin’.
19. You’re my favorite pop-era.
20. Popcorn-tacular memories.

4. Cornhole Puns (20)

1. You’re a hole-in-one.
2. Bag it up!
3. Cornhole: life’s simple pleasure.
4. Let’s bag some laughs.
5. You’re on target.
6. That’s a corny shot.
7. Cornhole champions unite.
8. Toss up some fun.
9. Bagged with joy.
10. You nailed that toss.
11. Cornhole-ing good time.
12. Nothing but net… hole.
13. Bag-tastic performance.
14. Kernel toss master.
15. Cornhole-crafty moves.
16. Target acquired.
17. Toss-and-tell stories.
18. Hole lotta fun.
19. Bag the day away.
20. Toss to impress.

5. Corn on the Cob Puns (20)

1. You’re the cob of my life.
2. Life’s better on the cob.
3. On the cob: butter believe it.
4. Cob-solutely perfect.
5. Let’s cob a date.
6. Cob-gratulations!
7. A cob-ove all else.
8. Cob-quer the day.
9. Cob-lieve in yourself.
10. Cob-bled together joy.
11. Spread love on the cob.
12. Cob-ble some memories.
13. Cob-blestone of fun.
14. Cob-moon romance.
15. Cob-bless the mess.
16. Cob-bait your excitement.
17. Cob-borne adventure.
18. Cob-certain charm.
19. Cob-servations of joy.
20. Cob-idly go where you please.

6. Corn Dog Puns (15)

1. You’re corny, but I love you.
2. Corn dog on a mission.
3. That’s corn-doggone good.
4. Corn dog-matic delight.
5. You’re the dog I corn.
6. Doggone tasty.
7. Corn dog-matic humor.
8. You’re a hotdog… of corn.
9. Corn dog-ged determination.
10. Corn dog-ged charm.
11. That’s dog-gone corny.
12. Corn dog-ged love.
13. Corn dog-matic friendship.
14. Corn dog-matic passion.
15. Corn dog-matic fun.

7. Corn Maze Puns (20)

1. Let’s get lost together.
2. Maze over you.
3. Corn-founded in fun.
4. Maze of memories.
5. Maze and amaze.
6. Lost in the moment.
7. Corn-fusion guaranteed.
8. Maze-merizing sights.
9. Let’s stalk the maze.
10. Maze-tastic adventure.
11. Maze-merized by you.
12. Corn-er the market on fun.
13. Maze and meet you.
14. Maze-tery solved.
15. Maze of wonder.
16. Maze-minded joy.
17. Corn-fusion ahead.
18. Maze of smiles.
19. Maze and memory lane.
20. Maze-tacular times.

8. Corn Birthday Puns (20)

1. Have an a-maize-ing birthday!
2. Corn-grats on another year.
3. You’re still ear-resistible.
4. Don’t corny about age.
5. Let’s husk the day.
6. Cob-ratulate yourself.
7. You’re the cream of the crop.
8. Age is just a corn-erstone.
9. Cob-lur birthday wishes.
10. Corn-tinue the fun.
11. Pop-corn your cake.
12. Corn-fetti everywhere.
13. Corn-ipulated joy.
14. Kernel of truth: you rock.
15. Cob-ulation delight.
16. Corn-grats again.
17. Corn-ected celebrations.
18. Cob-oundless fun.
19. Corn-fidence boost.
20. Cob-lighting candles.

9. Corn Love Puns (20)

1. You’re my a-maize-ing love.
2. I’m hooked on your kernels.
3. Let’s stalk together.
4. You’re my butter half.
5. Corn-sumed by affection.
6. You popped into my heart.
7. Let’s husk this love.
8. Cob-oundless passion.
9. You’re my field of dreams.
10. Corn-fession: I love you.
11. Cob-light of my life.
12. Corn-nection of souls.
13. Cob-ewed to your charm.
14. I’m your loyal cob-patriot.
15. Corn-y lines of love.
16. You’re my sweet stalk.
17. Cob-ustion of desire.
18. Corn-flagration of affection.
19. Cob-conquering love.
20. A-maize you forever.

10. Cute Corn Puns (20)

1. You’re my little kernel.
2. You make me pop.
3. Cob-bly you’re cute.
4. Kernel-ing your heart.
5. You’re corn-cutely irresistible.
6. Cob-ble-cute moments.
7. Kernel-y hugs.
8. Cob-winks of joy.
9. Kernel-icious fun.
10. You’re corny-sweet.
11. Cob-blestone of smiles.
12. Kernel-y giggles.
13. Cob-bity cute.
14. Kernel-y cuddles.
15. Corn-heart meltdowns.
16. Cob-bles of joy.
17. Kernel-led love.
18. Cob-bles of care.
19. Corn-cute surprises.
20. Kernel-y magic.

11. Corn for Kids (20)

1. You’re a-maize-ing, kiddo.
2. Corn-fetti everywhere.
3. Kernel of joy for you.
4. Let’s husk around.
5. Popcorn-palooza!
6. Corn-er of fun.
7. Cob-b fun times.
8. Kernel-y jokes for kids.
9. Corn-er mark of fun.
10. Popcorn party!
11. Cob-bled surprises.
12. Kernel-y giggles.
13. Corn-icorn magic.
14. Kernel-y games.
15. Corn-y giggles ahead.
16. Popcorn parade.
17. Cob-bles of joy.
18. Kernel-y smiles.
19. Corn-er of play.
20. Popcorn power!

12. Dirty Corn Puns (15)

1. Let’s get corny… in bed.
2. I’m a-maize-ing in more ways.
3. Kernel of passion.
4. Cob-le up with me.
5. Let’s husk our inhibitions.
6. Corn-flagration tonight.
7. Cob-ust myself for you.
8. Kernel-ed desire.
9. Cob-awash with emotion.
10. Corn-fess your love… deeply.
11. Cob-lit fantasies.
12. Kernel your skin.
13. Corn-quer my bed.
14. Let’s cob-crumb together.
15. Kernel-y heat.

13. Corn Maze Caption Puns (15)

1. Losing my mind in this maze.
2. Maze-merized by the view.
3. Corn-fusing paths.
4. Maze and amazement.
5. Lost but loving it.
6. Maze-tified wanderer.
7. Corn-field of dreams.
8. Maze-ticular day.
9. Corn-er my joy.
10. Maze unveiled.
11. Maze-ified hearts.
12. Corn-nected adventure.
13. Maze-struck together.
14. Corn-cert of fun.
15. Maze-terpiece moments.

14. Corn Hole Captions (15)

1. Toss-ing into fun.
2. Hole-y smokes!
3. Bagged the day away.
4. Corn-er goals.
5. Toss-tastic times.
6. Hole-in-fun.
7. Corn-er of victory.
8. Bagged and satisfied.
9. Hole-hearted fun.
10. Corn-pletely hooked.
11. Toss-and-tell joy.
12. Hole-some vibes.
13. Corn-er the market on fun.
14. Bag-tacular game.
15. Hole lotta love.

15. Corn Field Puns (15)

1. Fields of dreams.
2. Corn-ucopia of joy.
3. Stalk-ing the horizon.
4. Field days ahead.
5. Corn-tinent exploration.
6. Field of possibilities.
7. Corn-acopia revealed.
8. Field of adventure.
9. Corn-derful expanse.
10. Field-ucation time.
11. Corn-solidated joy.
12. Field of smiles.
13. Corn-ception accomplished.
14. Field trip fun.
15. Corn-panion in fields.

16. Fall Corn Puns (15)

1. Autumn leaves and corn breeze.
2. Fall-low me to the maze.
3. Corn-ucopia of autumn.
4. Fall-ing for corn.
5. Harvest-ing smiles.
6. Corn-ow coloring leaves.
7. Autumn-ated by corn.
8. Harvest-fest fun.
9. Corn-y sweater weather.
10. Fall-acious fun.
11. Roast-ing marshmallows and corn.
12. Leaf me here with corn.
13. Corn-terview of autumn.
14. Fall-ing stalks.
15. Harvest-ed happiness.

17. Corn Name Puns (15)

1. Corn-elius.
2. Popcorn-ever.
3. Kernel Sanders.
4. Maizee.
5. Shuck Norris.
6. Corn-elia.
7. Corn-baller.
8. Kernel-ton John.
9. Cob-ham.
10. Maizel Tov.
11. Corn-forth.
12. Corn-elius Caesar.
13. Cob-anero.
14. Corn-an the Barbarian.
15. Corn-fident Dave.

18. Reddit Corn Puns (15)

1. Reddit, I’m corn-fused.
2. AMA: Ask Me A-maize.
3. r/cornpuns: my field of dreams.
4. Upvoat for corn.
5. Reddit corn-ucopia.
6. Karma-corn achieved.
7. Corn-tinuing thread.
8. r/popcorn: enjoy the show.
9. Corn-mmunity love.
10. Corn-sensus reached.
11. Reddit’s kernel of truth.
12. Corn-tent creators unite.
13. Corn-fed discussion.
14. Reddit-corn craze.
15. Corn-nector of minds.

19. Corn Valentine Puns (15)

1. You’re my a-maize-ing Valentine.
2. I’m stuck on you like husk.
3. Kernel of my heart.
4. You butter my heart.
5. Corn-fection of love.
6. Cob-solutely in love.
7. You maize me melt.
8. Corn-fession of love.
9. Cob-ing for you.
10. You pop my heart.
11. Corn-bred affection.
12. Cob-dicted to you.
13. Corn-razy for you.
14. Kernel crush.
15. Cob-amatory love.

20. Corn Love Puns (15)

1. You’re my butter half.
2. Kernel crush on you.
3. Life’s cornier with you.
4. Love you a-maize.
5. Cob-sessed with you.
6. Kernel of joy.
7. Corn-plete my life.
8. Cob-ble our hearts.
9. Love you to the stalk.
10. Cob-friend forever.
11. Kernel my heart.
12. Cob-lation of love.
13. Corn-ated with kisses.
14. Cob-pair for life.
15. Kernel of passion.

21. Unique Corn Puns (15)

1. Corn-stellation of ideas.
2. Kernel know-how.
3. Corn-cert of fun.
4. Corn-dition critical.
5. Cob-lab of creativity.
6. Corn-tography mapping joy.
7. Cob-node of laughter.
8. Kernel logy wisdom.
9. Corn-fluence of smiles.
10. Cob-ine forces.
11. Kernel renaissance.
12. Cob-rious minds.
13. Corn-clave gathering.
14. Cob-osophy of joy.
15. Kernel expansion.

22. Corn Captions for Instagram (15)

1. Feeling a-maize-ing today.
2. Lost in a corn maze.
3. Corn-tastic vibes only.
4. Popcorn & chill.
5. Cob-tastic day.
6. Kernel of joy.
7. Corn-ucopia of fun.
8. Husking around.
9. Corn-quer your goals.
10. Cob-sessed with this view.
11. Kernel’s eye view.
12. Corn-structing memories.
13. Cob-blestone walks.
14. Kernel my feed.
15. Corn-cept captured.

23. Corny Corn Puns (15)

1. Too corny for your own good.
2. Corny but true.
3. Corny jokes for corn.
4. Corny hearts unite.
5. Corny giggles ahead.
6. Corny as corn gets.
7. Corny level: expert.
8. Corny by nature.
9. Corny delights.
10. Corny fiasco.
11. Corny carnival.
12. Corny craze.
13. Corny confessions.
14. Corny fiesta.
15. Corny chronicles.

24. Short Corn Puns (15)

1. A-maize.
2. Kernel.
3. Cob.
4. Husk.
5. Pop.
6. Shuck.
7. Ear.
8. Stalk.
9. Row.
10. Grain.
11. Silk.
12. Tip.
13. Tongue.
14. Pod.
15. Husk.

25. Best Corn Puns (15)

1. You’re the kernel of my happiness.
2. Cob-lieve in your dreams.
3. Corn-quer any challenge.
4. Pop-culture icon.
5. Cob-sessed with joy.
6. Kernel-ate the moment.
7. Corn-ucopia of love.
8. Cob-lative success.
9. Kernel key to happiness.
10. Corn-er of success.
11. Cob-lative marvel.
12. Kernel of inspiration.
13. Corn-ucopia unleashed.
14. Cob-lative genius.
15. Kernel masterpiece.

26. Corny Dirty Puns (14)

1. Let’s get corny… in bed.
2. Kernel your desire.
3. Cob-ust me, I’m hot.
4. You make me melt… like butter.
5. Cob-bing your wild side.
6. Kernel my engine.
7. Cob-note the passion.
8. Kernel my rhythm.
9. Cob-dle my fantasies.
10. Kernel your soul.
11. Cob-tastrophe in the sheets.
12. Kernel my fire.
13. Cob-orphous delight.
14. Kernel of lust.

Conclusion

There you have 299+ corn puns to pop, husk, and harvest for every occasion. From one-liners and captions to candy corn quips and dirty jokes, this comprehensive list will keep your humor well-buttered and your spirits a-maize-ing every day.